lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate



prayistrash:

I went to the Indian food store today with my mom and I stumbled upon these, among a dozen other skin whitening products marketed towards both men and women. I’ve always known Fair and Lovely is a thing but Fair and Teens, a skin whitening product targeted specifically at young girls, makes me so so sad. That image alone comparing the before and after images of skin tone is so sickening to me and only perpetuates the shadism desi people experience every day in an effort to look as white as possible because apparently the only way to be beautiful is to be white. It just makes me so angry that products like this exist and that they’re indirectly responsible for a lot of young brown girls internalized hatred for their skin and their race. Speaking as someone that’s been there, please don’t fall into this trap. Your skin is beautiful no matter how dark or light it is.



pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body



dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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equus-photo:

actionables:

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IT’S THEM AS BABIES

OH MY GOD!





thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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spoopycecilos:

gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

spoopycecilos:

gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough



arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.





robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 



durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 



showwiththebiscuits:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a  random Supernatural gif in their ask



asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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