if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
Saving family business.
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?
In 1983 a man was tested to see if he could sense god if all his senses were taken away. Every sense nerve in his brain was disconnected. He could not feel, hear, see or smell. He began reporting he could hear the voices of the dead and gave precise details that he could have not known. He then said he could see them and began clawing at his eyes, it turned to screaming and biting chunks of his flesh off. His last words were “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and died.
this is terrifying
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
I think about this every time I have to write an essay
Me every morning….
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square